Join the OFFICIAL Tophiachu diet plan

I lost over 200lbs (Which means I was apparently once 800lbs) before reaching my current shape. I didn't go to the gym, I didn't stop eating shit food. I lost it all by sitting on my ass doing nothing.

And now, for the low low price of $249.99 per month you too can join my diet plan and become "not obese" just like me.

Members will receive:

Example weekly diet plan

Monday

  • Breakfast: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, 4 finger KitKat, 1 litre Mountain Dew
  • Brunch: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, 4 finger KitKat, 1 litre Mountain Dew
  • Lunch: Door Dash, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, 4 finger KitKat, 1 litre Mountain Dew
  • Afternoon snack: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, 4 finger KitKat, 1 litre Mountain Dew
  • Dinner: A whole rotisserie chicken (NEVER SHARE!). Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, 4 finger KitKat, 1 litre Mountain Dew
  • Supper: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, 4 finger KitKat, 1 litre Mountain Dew
  • Midnight snack: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, 4 finger KitKat, 1 litre Mountain Dew - Or whatever junk you can steal from the communal fridge at the homeless shelter

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Diet tip of the week

Salads are not healthy. Certainly not as healthy as chocolate or candy. (GiantToddlerchu - Feb 2026)

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